Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
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We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
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I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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