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we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
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