Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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