Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
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