She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
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