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• (831): View more from California

  Hey, what are you up to?

  (802): View more from Vermont

  Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.

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  Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.

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• (813): View more from Florida

  Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person

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• (802): View more from Vermont

  she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk

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• (502): View more from Kentucky

  You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.

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• (845): View more from New York

  i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend

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• (250): View more from British Columbia

  Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....

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• (828): View more from North Carolina

  I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.

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• (308): View more from Nebraska

  I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too

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• (918): View more from Oklahoma

  I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.

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• (409): View more from Texas

  Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!

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