Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.