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It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good

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(682): It's what's on the inside that counts<div>(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good</div> http://tfl.nu/bhrm

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How did you manage that?

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Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis

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lol... jersey girls rock

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(203): How did you manage that? (860): Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis (203): lol... jersey girls rock http://tfl.nu/qjnw

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I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.

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(971): I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one. http://tfl.nu/nv72

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This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be

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(717): This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be http://tfl.nu/0ihg

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i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...

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(916): i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store... http://tfl.nu/z9dc

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I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.

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(318): I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away. http://tfl.nu/8l4v

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The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.

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(210): The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him. http://tfl.nu/79ut

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reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.

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(717): reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control. http://tfl.nu/bdi5

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(207): View more from Maine

Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.

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(207): Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin. http://tfl.nu/qu7f

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As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is

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(501): As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is http://tfl.nu/j324

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it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table

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(952): it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table http://tfl.nu/sh7s

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This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.

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(434): This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened. http://tfl.nu/f3s1

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Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.

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(757): Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party. http://tfl.nu/ny5q

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You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have

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(215): You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have http://tfl.nu/bm9z

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(408): View more from California

its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat

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your picture is with misty too!!

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I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE

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(408): its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat (1-408): your picture is with misty too!! (408): I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE http://tfl.nu/688p

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