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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.

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• (765): View more from Indiana

  It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.

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  Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.

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• (585): View more from New York

  I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.

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• (810): View more from Michigan

  Whats the count minus fat chicks?

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs

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• (416): View more from Toronto

  I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.

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• (206): View more from Washington

  It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.

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• (716): View more from New York

  HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.

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