I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
She even gives head with a lisp.
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Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
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He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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