Pappa wants mamma naked
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
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I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
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Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
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