We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
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I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
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No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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