so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
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i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
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Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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