if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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