Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
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i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
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I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
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