Erica just called me. She woke up in a storage closet in Mike's building with one shoe and no bag. Can you check your photos from last night to see if she had it at the bar?
I saw two morbidly obese women get winded after fighting over the last motorized wheelchair at Walmart
These are the moments in life you observe a force greater than us at work
He felt like a one man threesome
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
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