Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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