STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
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So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
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He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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