What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
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we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
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You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
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