suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
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