i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
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she is the kim kardashian of front butts
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
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You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
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