I bet he comes in French.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
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I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
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you made out with another girl for some wings
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
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