Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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