Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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