i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
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