I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
If I had your ass I would rule the world
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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