she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
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