idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
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Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
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So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
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