And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
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i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
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Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
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