her vagine was all disorganized.
its not stalking. its research.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
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