Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
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At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
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White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
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