I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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