She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
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