Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
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that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
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You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
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