It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
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