My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
I woke up this morning to 7 word documents that all said "remember to be extremely angry at your jerk of a brother." What the hell did you do to me last night?
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
I just gargled with NyQuil
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
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