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so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
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So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
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Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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