apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
The uberlube is also flammable
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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