yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
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I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
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I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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