she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
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