I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
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