Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
God I need to hump something, right now.
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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