Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
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buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
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IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
This is your morning-after text courtesy of your very confused friend!! :) To discuss "what the hell were you trying to tell me last night," press 1. To laugh over your drunken antics, press 2. To pretend like none of it even happened (or to respond with concurrent confusion because you have no idea), press 3.
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
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