I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
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we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
So the girl I hooked up with last night pretended to be from Comcast when my girlfriend stopped by this morning. She even made a fake appointment to check her internet. Best hookup ever.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
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I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
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