Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
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