yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
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