Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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