The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
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he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
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Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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