butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
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stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
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Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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