Do you still have your period?
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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