hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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