She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
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I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
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I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
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