So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
I tried to discuss modern art with a cab driver after explaining that I only had one shoe on b/c a pitbull ate the other one. Wtf. Call me when you can.
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
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