Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
I CAN MOONWALK!
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
you told grandpa to call you daddy
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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