Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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