Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
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