I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
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Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
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Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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