we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
Congratulations! We have a period
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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