He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
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