he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
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